Reviews & Rants Archive
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Movie reviews, opinion pieces, High Fives and everything built around an actual point of view.
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Resident Evil Review: The Game I Never Knew I Wanted to Play
Zach Cregger's Resident Evil captures the feel of the games with terrific cinematography, plenty of laughs, and an adventure I wish I could play myself.
September 20, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Television
TV Shows Need to Stop Taking Years Between Seasons
Television used to disappear for the summer. Now you can finish a season, forget half the cast and still be waiting years for the next season to come along.
September 15, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Television
I Thought We All Agreed to Leave Point Break Alone
AMC is bringing Point Break back as a TV series tied to the Ex-Presidents, and one perfect ending plus one bad remake should have been more than enough.
September 12, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Television
Can We Please Stop Killing Comic Book TV Shows Before They Have a Chance
Spider-Noir, Wonder Man and Gen V are the latest casualties in a television landscape that seems determined to forget one very obvious thing: comic books and TV are made for each other.
September 6, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five
My Five Favorite Movie Soundtracks
Guardians of the Galaxy, Say Anything..., The Crow, Footloose and Purple Rain. Five movie soundtracks that became impossible to separate from the films they came from.
September 4, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Onslaught Promises a Bloodbath but Never Quite Pulls the Trigger
The grindhouse feel is there, but too much of the carnage happens off screen and the finale never delivers the onslaught it promises.
September 4, 2026
Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
Tim Curry Was the Joker — Until Mark Hamill Was
Tim Curry recorded the Joker before Mark Hamill took over — and some of Curry’s lost performance can actually be heard today.
August 28, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
It Ends Review: My Hell Didn't Until The Credits Rolled
Alexander Ullom made an impressive first movie. Unfortunately, it also trapped me in a Jeep with four people I desperately wanted to escape.
August 27, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Music
DOLLY PARTON: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU 1946-2026
The singer, songwriter, actress and philanthropist leaves behind a legacy that reached far beyond country music.
August 26, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Buddy Review: Barney Finally Found Out We Hated Him
Casper Kelly turns children’s television into a deranged horror-comedy, and Keegan-Michael Key may have just created a new horror favorite.
August 24, 2026