Reviews & Rants Archive
Where I Shoot My Mouth Off
Movie reviews, opinion pieces, High Fives and everything built around an actual point of view.
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Evil Dead Burn Review: What a Complete Waste
Evil Dead Burn has the name, the blood and the franchise baggage, but almost none of the tension, imagination or nasty fun that should come with them.
July 11, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant
Physical Media Isn’t Perfect. Digital Ownership Is Still a Scam.
Sony, Nintendo, Warner Bros. DVD rot, and the ugly little truth that buying digital does not always mean owning anything.
July 9, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant
Why GameStop Is a Soul-Sucking Fun Vacuum
GameStop should be one of the easiest places in the world for collectors and gamers to enjoy. Somehow the experience keeps finding new ways to suck the fun out of it.
July 9, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five
My Five Favorite Movies Growing Up
Five movies that helped define growing up, from the ones that rewired my imagination to the scenes and characters I still carry around today.
July 4, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Music
Why The Best Album To Make Sweet Love To Is Mama Said by Lenny Kravitz
One album, one very specific mood and a completely serious investigation into the best record ever made for making sweet love to.
July 3, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five
5 Female Singers You’d Never Know I Love
Sarah McLachlan, Fiona Apple, Liz Phair, Natalie Merchant, and Kasey Chambers walk straight through the soft spot.
July 2, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Comics
Sometimes the Villain Has a Point, and That Is Apparently a Problem For Everyone But Me
Sometimes the best villains are dangerous because their argument makes uncomfortable sense. The problem is what they decide to do about it.
July 1, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five
Top 5 Movie Scenes That Make My Inner 12-Year-Old Lose His Mind
Five movie scenes that still hit with the same ridiculous force they did the first time and instantly turn me back into a twelve-year-old kid.
June 30, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Minions and Monsters Review
The best of the Minions movies so far. The animation is ridiculous, Henry and James bring actual heart, and the monsters are fun.
June 29, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Supergirl Review
Milly Alcock works, Lobo steals every second he gets, and the smaller scale has personality.
June 28, 2026