Reviews & Rants Archive
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Movie reviews, opinion pieces, High Fives and everything built around an actual point of view.
Reviews & Rants · Comics
Comic Shops Aren’t Supposed to Be Scalpers
DC is putting comic shops on notice over retailer-exclusive variant prices, and it’s about damn time somebody drew a line between making a profit and scalping collectors.
August 8, 2026
Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
The Multi-Dojo: Peacemaker Shot Five and a Half Episodes With a Completely Different Vigilante
Chris Conrad was already deep into Peacemaker Season 1 as Adrian Chase before James Gunn replaced him with Freddie Stroma and reshot every Vigilante scene.
August 7, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five
Five Times the Hero Lost— and Absolutely Deserved To
Doctor Strange, Stanley Ipkiss, Guy Gardner, Billy Butcher and Splinter brought their worst comic-book defeats upon themselves.
August 6, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Super Troopers 3 Is the Return to Form Broken Lizard Needed
The second movie fell a little flatter than I hoped. Super Troopers 3 gets Broken Lizard back to what they do best.
August 6, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant
Eli Roth Blames Lionsgate for Borderlands, but When Does Eli Roth Start Blaming Eli Roth?
Eli Roth says Lionsgate ruined Borderlands. Maybe. But after twenty years of overhyped disappointment, when does Eli Roth start blaming Eli Roth?
August 5, 2026
Reviews & Rants · High Five · Movies
Five Sequels That Completely Changed the Tone—and Got Better
Five sequels that switched genres, rewrote their franchises and proved that completely changing direction can sometimes be the best decision.
August 1, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Is the Spider-Man Movie I’ve Been Waiting For
A spoiler-free review of Tom Holland’s most adult and comic-book-accurate Spider-Man movie yet.
July 30, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Music
Chris Cornell’s “One” Isn’t a Cover. It’s a Ghost Rising From Two Different Songs
Chris Cornell combined U2’s music with Metallica’s lyrics to create a haunting third version of One that became impossible to escape.
July 28, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
I Saw One Night Only So You Don’t Have To… But You Should
A review of One Night Only.
July 27, 2026
Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
The Multi-Dojo: Mark Strong Almost Played a Bond Villain, but Daniel Craig Helped Him Blow the Audition
A premature celebration and one brutal hangover cost Mark Strong the chance to play Gustav Graves in Die Another Day.
July 24, 2026