News · Games
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Is Becoming Real. Naturally, They’re Testing Homicidal Animatronics in New Jersey.
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza is becoming a real restaurant in New Jersey, complete with animatronic stage shows, an arcade and survival-horror experiences. What could possibly go wrong?
August 10, 2026
News · Games
Nobody Is Buying Xbox, So Microsoft Raised the Price
Xbox sales are collapsing, so Microsoft responded by making its aging consoles up to $150 more expensive.
August 3, 2026
News · Games
Fortnite Is Turning John Wick Into a Simpsons Character
A yellow, cartoon Baba Yaga is coming to Springfield with an unlockable outfit and his own enemy-tracking Sprite.
July 29, 2026
News · Movies
Hollywood Has Finally Run Out of Ideas, So Now Pong Is Getting a Movie
Universal and Atari are turning ten classic games into possible movies because recognizable geometry is apparently safer than an original screenplay.
July 23, 2026
News · Games
Marvel’s Wolverine Story Trailer Finally Shows Us It's Claws
Jean Grey, comic-book costumes, familiar enemies and brutal combat finally show what Insomniac’s Wolverine game really is.
July 23, 2026
Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant
Why GameStop Is a Soul-Sucking Fun Vacuum
A collector rant about trade-ins, memberships, preorder nonsense, and retail frustration.
July 9, 2026