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Reviews & Rants · High Five

5 Great ’80s Movies That Still Needed Jack Burton

Ghostbusters, Road House, The Running Man, Aliens, and Batman were already great. Jack Burton still would’ve made them better.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Insidious: Out of the Further Review: Six Movies In and Pushing It Further

Jacob Chase gives Insidious a noticeable step up with real tension, strong performances and a sixth-movie turn that actually works.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

My Five Favorite Movies Growing Up

Five movies that helped define growing up, from the ones that rewired my imagination to the scenes and characters I still carry around today.

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News · Movies

Avengers: Doomsday Tickets Go on Sale Five Months Early in a Doctor Doom-Level Move Against Dune 3

Marvel is reportedly opening select premium-format ticket sales five months early while preparing for a Dec. 18 showdown with Dune: Part Three.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Buddy Review: Barney Finally Found Out We Hated Him

Casper Kelly turns children’s television into a deranged horror-comedy, and Keegan-Michael Key may have just created a new horror favorite.

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David Jonsson Is the MCU’s New Black Panther

Ryan Coogler has found the adult son of T’Challa, and he picked the actor who stole both Alien: Romulus and The Long Walk.

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Days of Thunder Is Coming Back — and Anne Hathaway Is Riding Shotgun

Start your engines! Tom Cruise is climbing back into the No. 46 for Days of Thunder in Summer 2028, and Anne Hathaway is joining him.

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Reviews & Rants · Music

DOLLY PARTON: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU 1946-2026

The singer, songwriter, actress and philanthropist leaves behind a legacy that reached far beyond country music.

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News · Movies

Dune: Part Three Trailer Arrives, Dunesday Cometh...

Paul Atreides, Chani, and one galaxy-sized receipt. The official Dune: Part Three trailer is here, and victory looks a lot more like consequences.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant

Eli Roth Blames Lionsgate for Borderlands, but When Does Eli Roth Start Blaming Eli Roth?

Eli Roth says Lionsgate ruined Borderlands. Maybe. But after twenty years of overhyped disappointment, when does Eli Roth start blaming Eli Roth?

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Evil Dead Burn Review: What a Complete Waste

Evil Dead Burn has the name, the blood and the franchise baggage, but almost none of the tension, imagination or nasty fun that should come with them.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five · Movies

Five Sequels That Completely Changed the Tone—and Got Better

Five sequels that switched genres, rewrote their franchises and proved that completely changing direction can sometimes be the best decision.

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News · Movies

Godzilla Minus Zero Is Rated R! What Did He Do This Time?

The MPA has given Takashi Yamazaki’s Godzilla Minus Zero an R rating for violent content and bloody images. Here’s what we know about the sequel, returning cast and release.

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Godzilla Minus Zero Looks Ready to Wreck Japan All Over Again

The Godzilla Minus Zero trailer brings Godzilla back to postwar Japan, goes big for IMAX and ends with a roar that may tease King Ghidorah.

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Hell Answers to Doom in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer #2

Avengers: Doomsday Trailer #2 puts Doctor Doom in control as he confronts Reed Richards, stops Thor and reveals an army of Sentinels.

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Hollywood Has Finally Run Out of Ideas, So Now Pong Is Getting a Movie

Universal and Atari are turning ten classic games into possible movies because recognizable geometry is apparently safer than an original screenplay.

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I Play Rocky Trailer Has Me Ready To Run Up Those Goddamn Steps Again

Anthony Ippolito becomes Sylvester Stallone in the first I Play Rocky trailer, and one lifelong Rocky fan is already heading back to the steps.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

I Saw One Night Only So You Don’t Have To… But You Should

One Night Only review: Monica Barbaro and Callum Turner turn a Purge-style sex-night premise into a funny, charming and easy date-night recommendation.

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Reviews & Rants · Television

I Thought We All Agreed to Leave Point Break Alone

AMC is bringing Point Break back as a TV series tied to the Ex-Presidents, and one perfect ending plus one bad remake should have been more than enough.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

It Ends Review: My Hell Didn't Until The Credits Rolled

Alexander Ullom made an impressive first movie. Unfortunately, it also trapped me in a Jeep with four people I desperately wanted to escape.

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News · Movies

Jim Carrey Is Officially Starring in The Jetsons — But Warner Bros. Never Said He’s George

Warner Bros. has confirmed Jim Carrey for its live-action Jetsons movie. What it hasn’t confirmed is the role everybody assumes he’s playing.

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News · Movies

Jumanji: Open World Lets the Game Loose in the Real World—And That May Be Exactly What This Series Needs

The Jumanji: Open World trailer brings the game into reality and gives Dwayne Johnson’s crew one final chance to connect the modern movies to the original.

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News · Movies

Major Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse Footage Has Leaked Online

More than four minutes of unreleased Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse footage is circulating online months after Sony showed the film at CinemaCon.

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News · Television

Marvel Canceled Wonder Man and Finally Drove Mahershala Ali Away From Blade

Marvel canceled a critically praised show after renewing it and finally drove Mahershala Ali away from Blade after seven years of delays.

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News · Movies

Marvel Casts Its Angel — Let's Try Not To Waste Him Again

Asa Germann is joining Marvel’s new X-Men as Warren Worthington III. Angel has already made it into two X-Men movies, and somehow neither one figured out what to do with him. Marvel gets another shot.

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News · Movies

Marvel’s X-Men Has Its Team — So Who the Hell Is Nathaniel Milbury?

Who is Nathaniel Milbury in Marvel’s X-Men? It is one of Mister Sinister’s identities, and Adam Driver is playing the mutant villain in the 2028 movie.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Minions and Monsters Review

The best of the Minions movies so far. The animation is ridiculous, Henry and James bring actual heart, and the monsters are fun.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Motor City Barely Says a Word and Kicks Ass Anyway

Alan Ritchson leads a near-silent 1970s Detroit revenge movie powered by brutal action, brilliant sound and a cast that never wastes a scene.

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News · Movies

Motor City Trailer Drops, and Alan Ritchson Looks Ready To Give Detroit A Much Needed Throat Punch

Alan Ritchson, cars, 1970s Detroit, and a mostly silent action movie that might either rip or collapse under its own gimmick.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

My Five Favorite Movie Soundtracks

Guardians of the Galaxy, Say Anything..., The Crow, Footloose and Purple Rain. Five movie soundtracks that became impossible to separate from the films they came from.

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News · Movies

One, Two Freddy's Coming Back for You: Paramount Is Developing a New Nightmare on Elm Street Movie

Paramount and the Wes Craven estate are officially developing a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie after sixteen years without Freddy on the big screen.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Onslaught Promises a Bloodbath but Never Quite Pulls the Trigger

The grindhouse feel is there, but too much of the carnage happens off screen and the finale never delivers the onslaught it promises.

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Peter Cullen: The True Voice of a Hero

Remembering Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, and the lessons of loyalty, accountability, compassion and strength he gave a generation.

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Remembering Sam Neill: A Remarkable Actor and an Even Better Man

A tribute to the beloved actor behind Dr. Alan Grant, John Trent, Dr. William Weir and decades of unforgettable performances.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Resident Evil Review: The Game I Never Knew I Wanted to Play

Zach Cregger's Resident Evil captures the feel of the games with terrific cinematography, plenty of laughs, and an adventure I wish I could play myself.

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Ryan Gosling Is Officially the MCU’s Ghost Rider

Marvel has cast Ryan Gosling as Ghost Rider, with Shawn Levy directing the Spirit of Vengeance’s new movie for 2028.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Is the Spider-Man Movie I’ve Been Waiting For

A spoiler-free review of Tom Holland’s most adult and comic-book-accurate Spider-Man movie yet.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Super Troopers 3 Is the Return to Form Broken Lizard Needed

The second movie fell a little flatter than I hoped. Super Troopers 3 gets Broken Lizard back to what they do best.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Supergirl Review

Milly Alcock works, Lobo steals every second he gets, and the smaller scale has personality.

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News · Movies

Terminator 2: Judgment Day Returning to Theaters to Show How It's Done

The 35th anniversary re-release brings T2 back to theaters, where loud, emotional, practical blockbuster filmmaking still belongs.

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The Clayface Trailer Looks Absolutely Horrible — In the Best Possible Way

DC Studios turns Matt Hagen’s origin into a body-horror nightmare filled with scalpels, melting faces and one profoundly upsetting bathtub.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

The End of Oak Street Review: Dinosaurs, Dysfunction and One Hell of a Good Time

David Robert Mitchell makes the family matter before the dinosaurs arrive, turning The End of Oak Street into a tense, scary and really fun horror adventure.

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News · Movies

The First Avengers: Doomsday Trailer Is Here, and Doctor Doom Just Stopped Stormbreaker With His Fingers

Thor is frightened, the heroes are divided and Doctor Doom stops Stormbreaker with two fingers in the first Avengers: Doomsday trailer.

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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo

The Multi-Dojo: Mark Strong Almost Played a Bond Villain, but Daniel Craig Helped Him Blow the Audition

A premature celebration and one brutal hangover cost Mark Strong the chance to play Gustav Graves in Die Another Day.

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News · Movies

The New Street Fighter Trailer Seems Like It Gets It

The first real look at Street Fighter is here, and instead of running away from everything that makes the games ridiculous, colorful and fun, the movie looks like it may actually understand the assignment.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

The Odyssey Is A Monumental Achievement, Even When The Journey Moves Too Fast

Christopher Nolan turns Homer’s epic into a breathtaking examination of war, guilt, PTSD and learning how to live after it.

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The X-Files Is Bringing Its Most Forgettable Movie Back From the Dead

Chris Carter’s R-rated director’s cut has a trailer and an August 14 Hulu release date—but can it make the forgotten sequel worth remembering?

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There Was Nobody Else Like Tim Curry

Remembering the extraordinary actor behind Darkness, Pennywise, Frank-N-Furter, Wadsworth and a lifetime of unforgettable performances.

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They’re Making a Hooters Movie. Yes, a Movie.

Hooters is getting its own mostly true buddy-comedy biopic about the restaurant’s ridiculous 1983 origin story, and somehow it makes perfect sense.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

Top 5 Movie Scenes That Make My Inner 12-Year-Old Lose His Mind

Five movie scenes that still hit with the same ridiculous force they did the first time and instantly turn me back into a twelve-year-old kid.

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News · Movies

Violent Night 2 Trailer Brings Back Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Christmas Carnage

David Harbour’s bloody Santa is back, Kristen Bell’s Mrs. Claus is joining the fight and the Silver Bell Mall may be the perfect new playground for another over-the-top Christmas massacre.

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Xolo Maridueña’s Blue Beetle Is Joining Man of Tomorrow: The Cobra Kai Kid Survived the DC Reboot

Xolo Maridueña survived the DC reboot. Blue Beetle is officially joining Superman and Lex Luthor in James Gunn’s Man of Tomorrow.

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Movies, TV, music, games, comics, and pop-culture takes with less pretending.

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