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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

BUSTED OUT: SAVAGE DRAGON LOOKS ELITE. LOOKS ARE WHERE ELITE ENDS

McFarlane’s Savage Dragon has excellent sculpting, some of the smoothest elbow joints I’ve handled and one genuinely great display piece. The giant box and insane price are doing a lot more work than the figure is.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

BUSTED OUT: Wonder Woman Gets a Second Chance — and McFarlane Nailed It

McFarlane’s original classic Wonder Woman was almost impossible to find. This new release gives collectors another shot and comes armed with the whole damn arsenal.

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Reviews & Rants · Music

Chris Cornell’s “One” Isn’t a Cover. It’s a Ghost Rising From Two Different Songs

Chris Cornell combined U2’s music with Metallica’s lyrics to create a haunting third version of One that became impossible to escape.

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News · Television

Daredevil: Born Again Will End With Season 3 — And That’s Way Too Soon

Daredevil: Born Again will end with Season 3. After a much-improved second season, Marvel’s Man Without Fear deserves one strong final run.

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News · Games

Fortnite Is Turning John Wick Into a Simpsons Character

A yellow, cartoon Baba Yaga is coming to Springfield with an unlockable outfit and his own enemy-tracking Sprite.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Insidious: Out of the Further Review: Six Movies In and Pushing It Further

Jacob Chase gives Insidious a noticeable step up with real tension, strong performances and a sixth-movie turn that actually works.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

It Ends Review: My Hell Didn't Until The Credits Rolled

Alexander Ullom made an impressive first movie. Unfortunately, it also trapped me in a Jeep with four people I desperately wanted to escape.

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News · Television

IT: Welcome to Derry Season 2 Heads Back to 1935 for the Bradley Gang Massacre

HBO has officially renewed IT: Welcome to Derry for Season 2, sending Pennywise back to 1935 for the bloody Bradley Gang massacre.

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News · Movies

Marvel Casts Its Angel — Let's Try Not To Waste Him Again

Asa Germann is joining Marvel’s new X-Men as Warren Worthington III. Angel has already made it into two X-Men movies, and somehow neither one figured out what to do with him. Marvel gets another shot.

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News · Comics

MARVEL TEASES DAY 1, DAREDEVIL #700, AND A STAR WARS CROSSOVER WITH KEVIN SMITH

Marvel brought several announcements to New York Comic Con, including a mysterious new initiative, a milestone for the Man Without Fear, and seven new covers for a crossover that's been a long time coming.

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News · Games

Marvel’s Wolverine Story Trailer Finally Shows Us It's Claws

Jean Grey, comic-book costumes, familiar enemies and brutal combat finally show what Insomniac’s Wolverine game really is.

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News · Movies

Marvel’s X-Men Has Its Team — So Who the Hell Is Nathaniel Milbury?

Who is Nathaniel Milbury in Marvel’s X-Men? It is one of Mister Sinister’s identities, and Adam Driver is playing the mutant villain in the 2028 movie.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Masters of the Universe Fright Fighter: Taking Flight With a Few Problems

Mattel’s Masters of the Universe Fright Fighter has working wings, an articulated tail and a cockpit that gives Spikor trouble. Peter reviews his $20 Target find.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Motor City Barely Says a Word and Kicks Ass Anyway

Alan Ritchson leads a near-silent 1970s Detroit revenge movie powered by brutal action, brilliant sound and a cast that never wastes a scene.

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News · Movies

Motor City Trailer Drops, and Alan Ritchson Looks Ready To Give Detroit A Much Needed Throat Punch

Alan Ritchson, cars, 1970s Detroit, and a mostly silent action movie that might either rip or collapse under its own gimmick.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

My Five Favorite Movie Soundtracks

Guardians of the Galaxy, Say Anything..., The Crow, Footloose and Purple Rain. Five movie soundtracks that became impossible to separate from the films they came from.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

My Five Favorite Movies Growing Up

Five movies that helped define growing up, from the ones that rewired my imagination to the scenes and characters I still carry around today.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Onslaught Promises a Bloodbath but Never Quite Pulls the Trigger

The grindhouse feel is there, but too much of the carnage happens off screen and the finale never delivers the onslaught it promises.

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Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant

Physical Media Isn’t Perfect. Digital Ownership Is Still a Scam.

Sony, Nintendo, Warner Bros. DVD rot, and the ugly little truth that buying digital does not always mean owning anything.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Is the Spider-Man Movie I’ve Been Waiting For

A spoiler-free review of Tom Holland’s most adult and comic-book-accurate Spider-Man movie yet.

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News · Movies

STEVEN SODERBERGH STEPS IN TO FINISH THE BATMAN PART II AS MATT REEVES DEALS WITH FAMILY MATTER

Steven Soderbergh will finish filming The Batman Part II while Matt Reeves handles a family matter, with both directors committed to Reeves' vision.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

STREET FIGHTER REVIEW: LANDS A FEW GOOD HITS, BUT FAR TOO MANY MISSES

The characters look right, the soundtrack is great, and some of the performances are surprisingly good. So why does a movie about a fighting tournament spend so little time showing us the tournament?

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News · Movies

Terminator 2: Judgment Day Returning to Theaters to Show How It's Done

The 35th anniversary re-release brings T2 back to theaters, where loud, emotional, practical blockbuster filmmaking still belongs.

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News · Movies

The First Avengers: Doomsday Trailer Is Here, and Doctor Doom Just Stopped Stormbreaker With His Fingers

Thor is frightened, the heroes are divided and Doctor Doom stops Stormbreaker with two fingers in the first Avengers: Doomsday trailer.

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Collector's Corner · Collection Showcase

The Funko Situation

Tiny boxes, massive problem. A random pull from the Funko side of the collection turns into a look at just how quickly one shelf becomes an entire situation.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

The Greatest Hits Curse

Five artists were still white hot when their greatest-hits albums arrived. What happened next makes the timing look a little too fucking suspicious.

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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo

The Multi-Dojo: Mark Strong Almost Played a Bond Villain, but Daniel Craig Helped Him Blow the Audition

A premature celebration and one brutal hangover cost Mark Strong the chance to play Gustav Graves in Die Another Day.

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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo

The Multi-Dojo: Peacemaker Shot Five and a Half Episodes With a Completely Different Vigilante

Why was Chris Conrad replaced as Vigilante on Peacemaker? Creative differences led James Gunn to recast the role with Freddie Stroma after five and a half episodes.

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News · Movies

The New Street Fighter Trailer Seems Like It Gets It

The first real look at Street Fighter is here, and instead of running away from everything that makes the games ridiculous, colorful and fun, the movie looks like it may actually understand the assignment.

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News · Games

The White House Built a Tetris Knockoff. Tetris Has Some Questions.

Arcade.gov turns government policy into retro video games, but one very recognizable falling-block game has gotten the attention of The Tetris Company.

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News · Movies

The X-Files Is Bringing Its Most Forgettable Movie Back From the Dead

Chris Carter’s R-rated director’s cut has a trailer and an August 14 Hulu release date—but can it make the forgotten sequel worth remembering?

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Verity Review: There Is No Light or Much Sense, It Turns Out

Anne Hathaway goes dark, Josh Hartnett delivers, and Verity keeps you interested until an ending that starts coming apart the more you think about it.

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Reviews & Rants · Music

Why The Best Album To Make Sweet Love To Is Mama Said by Lenny Kravitz

One album, one very specific mood and a completely serious investigation into the best record ever made for making sweet love to.

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Reviews & Rants · Music

You Might Not Know Jude Christodal. I Think It’s Time You Do.

Jude Christodal should have been a much bigger name. From ‘I Know’ and Maverick Records to Low Stars and television music, I’ve been listening for nearly thirty years.

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Collector's Corner · Sealed Judgment

Bloodwynd: Sometimes You Need Disco Space Wizard

A sealed-box judgment for a Red Platinum deep-cut DC figure I knew nothing about, bought anyway, and somehow respect more because of it.

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News · Movies

BLUMHOUSE BRINGS RIVER, THE EXORCIST AND A WHOLE LOT MORE TO NEW YORK COMIC CON

Blumhouse and Atomic Monster unveiled new horror films, adaptations and updates on several familiar franchises during this year's BlumFest presentation.

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Reviews & Rants · Music

DOLLY PARTON: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU 1946-2026

The singer, songwriter, actress and philanthropist leaves behind a legacy that reached far beyond country music.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Evil Dead Burn Review: What a Complete Waste

Evil Dead Burn has the name, the blood and the franchise baggage, but almost none of the tension, imagination or nasty fun that should come with them.

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Reviews & Rants · Comics

Five Times the Hero Lost— and Absolutely Deserved To

Doctor Strange, Stanley Ipkiss, Guy Gardner, Billy Butcher and Splinter brought their worst comic-book defeats upon themselves.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant

George Lucas Can Change Star Wars. But What About the Ones He Didn’t Direct?

George Lucas has every right to change Star Wars. But Empire and Jedi were directed by Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand. Whose vision counts?

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

HIGH FIVE: 5 COVER SONGS I'LL FIGHT SOMEONE OVER

Five covers worth fighting over: Ryan Adams, Jude, Better Than Ezra, Gus Black and The Commitments reinterpret songs from Taylor Swift, Bread, Love and Rockets, Blue Öyster Cult and the 1930s.

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Reviews & Rants · Television

I Guess I’m Rick Sanchez. This Is Not Good News.

I finally started watching Rick and Morty and discovered the uncomfortable truth: Rick Sanchez has been stealing my personality for years.

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News · Comics

Indiana Jones Goes Hunting for Marvel’s Most Dangerous Artifacts

Marvel’s new variant covers put Indy on the trail of the Infinity Gauntlet, Mjolnir, Doctor Doom’s mask and some of the most dangerous artifacts in comics.

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News · Television

James Spader’s Ultron Is Back — And VisionQuest Just Got a Hell of a Lot More Interesting

James Spader returns as Ultron in Marvel’s first VisionQuest trailer, sending White Vision inside his own mind ahead of the October 14 Disney+ premiere.

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News · Comics

Marvel's Incursions Brings Five Worlds Colliding Stories, Including an X-Men Animated Series Crossover

The X-Men of 1992 are meeting their younger counterparts from X-Men: Evolution, and that's just one of five new Marvel comics where saving your own universe could mean destroying somebody else's.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant

Nepo Babies Aren’t the Problem. Bad Nepo Babies Are.

Hollywood has always had nepo babies. Some prove they belong. Others keep getting chances anyway. Then there’s Dakota Johnson.

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News · Television

NY COMIC CON: DEFENDERS, ZODIAC AND MARVEL ZOMBIES, OH MY!

Marvel reunites the Defenders for Daredevil: Born Again Season 3, announces Zodiac for 2028, and reveals three new Marvel Zombies Halloween specials.

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News · Movies

Peter Cullen: The True Voice of a Hero

Remembering Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, and the lessons of loyalty, accountability, compassion and strength he gave a generation.

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News · Music

Remembering Duncan Sheik and the Music He Left Us

Remembering Duncan Sheik, his music, Broadway career, and an unforgettable concert with Aimee Mann.

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News · Movies

Remembering Sam Neill: A Remarkable Actor and an Even Better Man

A tribute to the beloved actor behind Dr. Alan Grant, John Trent, Dr. William Weir and decades of unforgettable performances.

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News · Games

Sony Says You Don’t Own Your PlayStation Games. Haven’t We Talked About This?

Sony is arguing that PlayStation customers license digital games rather than own them, which sounds remarkably familiar.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

The End of Oak Street Review: Dinosaurs, Dysfunction and One Hell of a Good Time

David Robert Mitchell makes the family matter before the dinosaurs arrive, turning The End of Oak Street into a tense, scary and really fun horror adventure.

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News · Movies

There Was Nobody Else Like Tim Curry

Remembering the extraordinary actor behind Darkness, Pennywise, Frank-N-Furter, Wadsworth and a lifetime of unforgettable performances.

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News · Television

A Great TV Show Basically Vanished: What the Hell Happened to Ed?

Ed ran four seasons on NBC, then all but vanished. Music rights, split ownership and a little corporate indifference help explain why Stuckeyville is still missing.

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News · Movies

Avengers: Doomsday Tickets Go on Sale Five Months Early in a Doctor Doom-Level Move Against Dune 3

Marvel is reportedly opening select premium-format ticket sales five months early while preparing for a Dec. 18 showdown with Dune: Part Three.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Buddy Review: Barney Finally Found Out We Hated Him

Casper Kelly turns children’s television into a deranged horror-comedy, and Keegan-Michael Key may have just created a new horror favorite.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

BUSTED OUT: McFarlane’s Larfleeze Is Mine. I Just Wish He Were Better.

McFarlane’s Larfleeze nails the head sculpt but misses the lanky proportions, construct fit and Collector Edition potential Agent Orange deserved.

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Reviews & Rants · Comics

Comic Shops Aren’t Supposed to Be Scalpers

DC is putting comic shops on notice over retailer-exclusive variant prices, and it’s about damn time somebody drew a line between making a profit and scalping collectors.

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News · Movies

Danny McBride’s G.I. Joe Just Got a New Duke — And He's A Very Pissed Off Raccoon

Bradley Cooper is officially taking over as Duke in Danny McBride’s new G.I. Joe movie, and American Sniper already proved he knows his way around a military role.

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News · Television

Dave Bautista Is Kratos in Prime Video’s God of War

Dave Bautista officially replaces Ryan Hurst as Kratos in Prime Video’s God of War after an on-set injury forced the series to recast its lead.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

Five Bands Built on Big, Dumb, Perfect Drums

No drum solos. No technical gymnastics. Just blunt-force rhythm, filthy guitars and songs that hit like a bar fight with a backbeat.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five · Movies

Five Sequels That Completely Changed the Tone—and Got Better

Five sequels that switched genres, rewrote their franchises and proved that completely changing direction can sometimes be the best decision.

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News · Movies

Godzilla Minus Zero Looks Ready to Wreck Japan All Over Again

The Godzilla Minus Zero trailer brings Godzilla back to postwar Japan, goes big for IMAX and ends with a roar that may tease King Ghidorah.

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News · Television

Harry Potter Takes Flight in HBO’s New Philosopher’s Stone Trailer

HBO’s second Harry Potter teaser takes us inside Hogwarts with Quidditch, Wizard Chess and new scenes that go beyond Harry’s point of view in the book.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Human Torch: So Much Orange. Pretty...

McFarlane Toys’ Marvel Human Torch statue turns Marvel 2-in-One #10 into a translucent comic-display piece with flame effects, backdrop and reprinted comic.

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News · Movies

I Play Rocky Trailer Has Me Ready To Run Up Those Goddamn Steps Again

Anthony Ippolito becomes Sylvester Stallone in the first I Play Rocky trailer, and one lifelong Rocky fan is already heading back to the steps.

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News · Movies

Jim Carrey Is Officially Starring in The Jetsons — But Warner Bros. Never Said He’s George

Warner Bros. has confirmed Jim Carrey for its live-action Jetsons movie. What it hasn’t confirmed is the role everybody assumes he’s playing.

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News · Movies

Jumanji: Open World Lets the Game Loose in the Real World—And That May Be Exactly What This Series Needs

The Jumanji: Open World trailer brings the game into reality and gives Dwayne Johnson’s crew one final chance to connect the modern movies to the original.

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News · Movies

Looks Like the Skywalker Horse Hasn’t Been Completely Beat to Death Yet

Jon Watts is reportedly set to direct the first movie in Simon Kinberg’s new Star Wars trilogy, which may reopen the Skywalker Saga with Episode X.

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News · Television

Marvel Canceled Wonder Man and Finally Drove Mahershala Ali Away From Blade

Marvel canceled a critically praised show after renewing it and finally drove Mahershala Ali away from Blade after seven years of delays.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Marvel Legends Crystal and Lockjaw: The Dog Runs This Yard

Crystal is acceptable. Lockjaw brings the size, sculpt, personality and nearly every reason to buy the set.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Marvel Legends Lizard Looks Great—Until You Get to the Tail

Hasbro’s Amazon-exclusive Lizard looks fantastic, but loose legs, delicate balance and a terrible segmented tail keep him from becoming the definitive version.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Mattel's Masters of the Universe Chronicles Battle Cat Is a Hell of a Battle Cat

The size, articulation, fitted armor and retractable teeth make this the definitive Battle Cat.

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Toy, comic, movie, TV, game, music, and pop-culture news with the fluff removed.

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News · Games

Nobody Is Buying Xbox, So Microsoft Raised the Price

Xbox sales are collapsing, so Microsoft responded by making its aging consoles up to $150 more expensive.

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News · Movies

One, Two Freddy's Coming Back for You: Paramount Is Developing a New Nightmare on Elm Street Movie

Paramount and the Wes Craven estate are officially developing a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie after sixteen years without Freddy on the big screen.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Other Mommy Review: More Mommies Than Scares

Jessica Chastain and a terrific father-daughter pairing can't rescue a supernatural horror movie that runs out of steam long before it runs out of story.

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News · Movies

Paramount Owns Warner Bros. Now — And Hulk Angry

Paramount has completed its Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition, creating Skydance after months of opposition led in part by Mark Ruffalo.

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Collector's Corner · Busted Out

Professor Hulk Finally Gets the Marvel Legends Figure He Deserves

Professor Hulk finally joins Marvel Legends with giant weapons, secure glasses and the finest pink bunny slippers in the Marvel Universe.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Resident Evil Review: The Game I Never Knew I Wanted to Play

Zach Cregger's Resident Evil captures the feel of the games with terrific cinematography, plenty of laughs, and an adventure I wish I could play myself.

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Movies, TV, music, games, comics, and pop-culture takes with less pretending.

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News · Movies

Ryan Gosling Is Officially the MCU’s Ghost Rider

Marvel has cast Ryan Gosling as Ghost Rider, with Shawn Levy directing the Spirit of Vengeance’s new movie for 2028.

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Reviews & Rants · Comics

Sometimes the Villain Has a Point, and That Is Apparently a Problem For Everyone But Me

Sometimes the best villains are dangerous because their argument makes uncomfortable sense. The problem is what they decide to do about it.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Super Troopers 3 Is the Return to Form Broken Lizard Needed

The second movie fell a little flatter than I hoped. Super Troopers 3 gets Broken Lizard back to what they do best.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

Supergirl Review

Milly Alcock works, Lobo steals every second he gets, and the smaller scale has personality.

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Collector's Corner · Collection Showcase

The Cause of My First Divorce

A small glimpse of the collection: sealed and open figures, variants, villains, heroes, Platinum nonsense, and enough shelf weight to send a library to its knees.

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News · Movies

The Clayface Trailer Looks Absolutely Horrible — In the Best Possible Way

DC Studios turns Matt Hagen’s origin into a body-horror nightmare filled with scalpels, melting faces and one profoundly upsetting bathtub.

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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review

The Odyssey Is A Monumental Achievement, Even When The Journey Moves Too Fast

Christopher Nolan turns Homer’s epic into a breathtaking examination of war, guilt, PTSD and learning how to live after it.

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News · Movies

They’re Making a Hooters Movie. Yes, a Movie.

Hooters is getting its own mostly true buddy-comedy biopic about the restaurant’s ridiculous 1983 origin story, and somehow it makes perfect sense.

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Reviews & Rants · High Five

Top 5 Movie Scenes That Make My Inner 12-Year-Old Lose His Mind

Five movie scenes that still hit with the same ridiculous force they did the first time and instantly turn me back into a twelve-year-old kid.

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Reviews & Rants · Television

TV Shows Need to Stop Taking Years Between Seasons

Television used to disappear for the summer. Now you can finish a season, forget half the cast and still be waiting years for the next season to come along.

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News · Television

UPDATED: Dexter: Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Proves This Comeback Is Just Getting Started

Dexter Morgan returns October 30, and the first Season 2 teaser finally gives us a look at the trouble waiting for him in New York.

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Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant

Why GameStop Is a Soul-Sucking Fun Vacuum

GameStop should be one of the easiest places in the world for collectors and gamers to enjoy. Somehow the experience keeps finding new ways to suck the fun out of it.

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