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Reviews & Rants · High Five
5 Great ’80s Movies That Still Needed Jack Burton
Ghostbusters, Road House, The Running Man, Aliens, and Batman were already great. Jack Burton still would’ve made them better.
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News · Television
A Great TV Show Basically Vanished: What the Hell Happened to Ed?
Ed ran four seasons on NBC, then all but vanished. Music rights, split ownership and a little corporate indifference help explain why Stuckeyville is still missing.
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Collector's Corner · Sealed Judgment
Bloodwynd: Sometimes You Need Disco Space Wizard
A sealed-box judgment for a Red Platinum deep-cut DC figure I knew nothing about, bought anyway, and somehow respect more because of it.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Buddy Review: Barney Finally Found Out We Hated Him
Casper Kelly turns children’s television into a deranged horror-comedy, and Keegan-Michael Key may have just created a new horror favorite.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
BUSTED OUT: McFarlane’s Larfleeze Is Mine. I Just Wish He Were Better.
McFarlane’s Larfleeze nails the head sculpt but misses the lanky proportions, construct fit and Collector Edition potential Agent Orange deserved.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
BUSTED OUT: SAVAGE DRAGON LOOKS ELITE. LOOKS ARE WHERE ELITE ENDS
McFarlane’s Savage Dragon has excellent sculpting, some of the smoothest elbow joints I’ve handled and one genuinely great display piece. The giant box and insane price are doing a lot more work than the figure is.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
BUSTED OUT: Wonder Woman Gets a Second Chance — and McFarlane Nailed It
McFarlane’s original classic Wonder Woman was almost impossible to find. This new release gives collectors another shot and comes armed with the whole damn arsenal.
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Reviews & Rants · Comics
Comic Shops Aren’t Supposed to Be Scalpers
DC is putting comic shops on notice over retailer-exclusive variant prices, and it’s about damn time somebody drew a line between making a profit and scalping collectors.
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News · Movies
Danny McBride’s G.I. Joe Just Got a New Duke — And He's A Very Pissed Off Raccoon
Bradley Cooper is officially taking over as Duke in Danny McBride’s new G.I. Joe movie, and American Sniper already proved he knows his way around a military role.
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News · Television
Daredevil: Born Again Will End With Season 3 — And That’s Way Too Soon
Daredevil: Born Again will end with Season 3. After a much-improved second season, Marvel’s Man Without Fear deserves one strong final run.
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News · Television
Dark Side of the Ring Season 7 Premieres Tonight — Because Heartbreak Feels Good in the Squared Circle
Vice TV brings wrestling nostalgia back into the light and puts the human fallout back on the mat.
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Reviews & Rants · High Five · Movies
Five Sequels That Completely Changed the Tone—and Got Better
Five sequels that switched genres, rewrote their franchises and proved that completely changing direction can sometimes be the best decision.
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Reviews & Rants · Comics
Five Times the Hero Lost— and Absolutely Deserved To
Doctor Strange, Stanley Ipkiss, Guy Gardner, Billy Butcher and Splinter brought their worst comic-book defeats upon themselves.
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News · Games
Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Is Becoming Real. Naturally, They’re Testing Homicidal Animatronics in New Jersey.
Is Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza becoming real? Yes. A permanent Five Nights at Freddy’s restaurant and attraction is planned for American Dream in New Jersey in 2027.
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News · Movies
Godzilla Minus Zero Is Rated R! What Did He Do This Time?
The MPA has given Takashi Yamazaki’s Godzilla Minus Zero an R rating for violent content and bloody images. Here’s what we know about the sequel, returning cast and release.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Hasbro's Marvel Legends Hulkbuster Is the Figure This Armor Has Always Deserved
Hasbro's comic-inspired Hulkbuster combines massive scale, useful articulation and enough shelf presence to make the older versions look like early prototypes.
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News · Television
Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36: Remembering a Star Who Helped Define an Era of Television
The Heroes, Nashville and Scream actress died Sunday at just 36 years old, leaving behind an 11-year-old daughter and a career that began when she was still a child.
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Reviews & Rants · Television
I Thought We All Agreed to Leave Point Break Alone
AMC is bringing Point Break back as a TV series tied to the Ex-Presidents, and one perfect ending plus one bad remake should have been more than enough.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
It Ends Review: My Hell Didn't Until The Credits Rolled
Alexander Ullom made an impressive first movie. Unfortunately, it also trapped me in a Jeep with four people I desperately wanted to escape.
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News · Movies
Jumanji: Open World Lets the Game Loose in the Real World—And That May Be Exactly What This Series Needs
The Jumanji: Open World trailer brings the game into reality and gives Dwayne Johnson’s crew one final chance to connect the modern movies to the original.
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News · Movies
Major Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse Footage Has Leaked Online
More than four minutes of unreleased Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse footage is circulating online months after Sony showed the film at CinemaCon.
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News · Television
Marvel Canceled Wonder Man and Finally Drove Mahershala Ali Away From Blade
Marvel canceled a critically praised show after renewing it and finally drove Mahershala Ali away from Blade after seven years of delays.
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News · Comics
MARVEL TEASES DAY 1, DAREDEVIL #700, AND A STAR WARS CROSSOVER WITH KEVIN SMITH
Marvel brought several announcements to New York Comic Con, including a mysterious new initiative, a milestone for the Man Without Fear, and seven new covers for a crossover that's been a long time coming.
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News · Comics
Marvel's Incursions Brings Five Worlds Colliding Stories, Including an X-Men Animated Series Crossover
The X-Men of 1992 are meeting their younger counterparts from X-Men: Evolution, and that's just one of five new Marvel comics where saving your own universe could mean destroying somebody else's.
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News · Movies
Motor City Trailer Drops, and Alan Ritchson Looks Ready To Give Detroit A Much Needed Throat Punch
Alan Ritchson, cars, 1970s Detroit, and a mostly silent action movie that might either rip or collapse under its own gimmick.
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News · Television
Nathan Fillion’s Guy Gardner Is Headed to DC’s Mister Miracle
Nathan Fillion will reprise Guy Gardner in DC’s upcoming animated Mister Miracle series, taking his Green Lantern from live action into animation.
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News · Games
Nobody Is Buying Xbox, So Microsoft Raised the Price
Xbox sales are collapsing, so Microsoft responded by making its aging consoles up to $150 more expensive.
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News · Movies
One, Two Freddy's Coming Back for You: Paramount Is Developing a New Nightmare on Elm Street Movie
Paramount and the Wes Craven estate are officially developing a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie after sixteen years without Freddy on the big screen.
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Reviews & Rants · Collector Rant
Physical Media Isn’t Perfect. Digital Ownership Is Still a Scam.
Sony, Nintendo, Warner Bros. DVD rot, and the ugly little truth that buying digital does not always mean owning anything.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Resident Evil Review: The Game I Never Knew I Wanted to Play
Zach Cregger's Resident Evil captures the feel of the games with terrific cinematography, plenty of laughs, and an adventure I wish I could play myself.
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Collector's Corner · Sealed Judgment
Sealed Judgment: McFarlane’s Batman ’89 Two-Face Is What-If History in a Blister Pack
McFarlane’s Batman ’89 Two-Face turns Billy Dee Williams’ unrealized movie history into a striking Page Punchers figure that still feels light on extras.
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Collector's Corner · Sealed Judgment
Sealed Judgment: Onslaught — Finally the One I Wanted
Twenty years after the Toy Biz crab disappointed me, Hasbro finally puts the classic red-and-purple Onslaught I wanted on a huge Uncanny X-Men retro card.
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News · Games
Sony Says You Don’t Own Your PlayStation Games. Haven’t We Talked About This?
Sony is arguing that PlayStation customers license digital games rather than own them, which sounds remarkably familiar.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Super Troopers 3 Is the Return to Form Broken Lizard Needed
The second movie fell a little flatter than I hoped. Super Troopers 3 gets Broken Lizard back to what they do best.
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News · Television
The 2026 Emmy Nominations Just Dropped, So Let's Pick Some Winners and Start Some Arguments
The 2026 Emmy nominations are here, so we’re picking who should win, who probably will win and which races are ready to start an argument.
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News · Movies
The First Avengers: Doomsday Trailer Is Here, and Doctor Doom Just Stopped Stormbreaker With His Fingers
Thor is frightened, the heroes are divided and Doctor Doom stops Stormbreaker with two fingers in the first Avengers: Doomsday trailer.
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Reviews & Rants · Music
The Lunacy We Played at Early ’90s Middle School Dances
The adults screened for swear words, ignored everything else and handed middle-school kids one wildly inappropriate soundtrack.
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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
The Multi-Dojo: Mark Strong Almost Played a Bond Villain, but Daniel Craig Helped Him Blow the Audition
A premature celebration and one brutal hangover cost Mark Strong the chance to play Gustav Graves in Die Another Day.
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Reviews & Rants · Television
TV Shows Need to Stop Taking Years Between Seasons
Television used to disappear for the summer. Now you can finish a season, forget half the cast and still be waiting years for the next season to come along.
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News · Television
UPDATED: Dexter: Resurrection Season 2 Trailer Proves This Comeback Is Just Getting Started
Dexter Morgan returns October 30, and the first Season 2 teaser finally gives us a look at the trouble waiting for him in New York.
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News · Movies
Xolo Maridueña’s Blue Beetle Is Joining Man of Tomorrow: The Cobra Kai Kid Survived the DC Reboot
Xolo Maridueña survived the DC reboot. Blue Beetle is officially joining Superman and Lex Luthor in James Gunn’s Man of Tomorrow.
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Reviews & Rants · Television
Can We Please Stop Killing Comic Book TV Shows Before They Have a Chance
Spider-Noir, Wonder Man and Gen V are the latest casualties in a television landscape that seems determined to forget one very obvious thing: comic books and TV are made for each other.
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News · Television
Dan Stevens Is the New RoboCop — That’s the Easy Part
Dan Stevens is great casting for Alex Murphy. Now Prime Video has to give him a RoboCop script worthy of the original.
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News · Games
Fortnite Is Turning John Wick Into a Simpsons Character
A yellow, cartoon Baba Yaga is coming to Springfield with an unlockable outfit and his own enemy-tracking Sprite.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant
George Lucas Can Change Star Wars. But What About the Ones He Didn’t Direct?
George Lucas has every right to change Star Wars. But Empire and Jedi were directed by Irvin Kershner and Richard Marquand. Whose vision counts?
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News · Movies
Hell Answers to Doom in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer #2
Avengers: Doomsday Trailer #2 puts Doctor Doom in control as he confronts Reed Richards, stops Thor and reveals an army of Sentinels.
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Reviews & Rants · High Five
HIGH FIVE: 5 COVER SONGS I'LL FIGHT SOMEONE OVER
Five covers worth fighting over: Ryan Adams, Jude, Better Than Ezra, Gus Black and The Commitments reinterpret songs from Taylor Swift, Bread, Love and Rockets, Blue Öyster Cult and the 1930s.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Human Torch: So Much Orange. Pretty...
McFarlane Toys’ Marvel Human Torch statue turns Marvel 2-in-One #10 into a translucent comic-display piece with flame effects, backdrop and reprinted comic.
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Reviews & Rants · Television
I Guess I’m Rick Sanchez. This Is Not Good News.
I finally started watching Rick and Morty and discovered the uncomfortable truth: Rick Sanchez has been stealing my personality for years.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
I Saw One Night Only So You Don’t Have To… But You Should
One Night Only review: Monica Barbaro and Callum Turner turn a Purge-style sex-night premise into a funny, charming and easy date-night recommendation.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Marvel Legends Crystal and Lockjaw: The Dog Runs This Yard
Crystal is acceptable. Lockjaw brings the size, sculpt, personality and nearly every reason to buy the set.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Marvel Legends Lizard Looks Great—Until You Get to the Tail
Hasbro’s Amazon-exclusive Lizard looks fantastic, but loose legs, delicate balance and a terrible segmented tail keep him from becoming the definitive version.
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Collector's Corner · Sealed Judgment
Marvel Legends Skaar: In The Box and His Father's Shadow
Hasbro gives Hulk's alien-warrior son the size and sculpting he deserves, plus a large knife and a genuinely massive sword.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Masters of the Universe Fright Fighter: Taking Flight With a Few Problems
Mattel’s Masters of the Universe Fright Fighter has working wings, an articulated tail and a cockpit that gives Spikor trouble. Peter reviews his $20 Target find.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Mattel's Masters of the Universe Chronicles Battle Cat Is a Hell of a Battle Cat
The size, articulation, fitted armor and retractable teeth make this the definitive Battle Cat.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
McFarlane’s Batman Returns Batmissile Is 21 Inches of Pure Burton Phallic Nonsense
A 21-inch Burton Batman shelf hog built around one of the strangest, dumbest and coolest Batmobile moments ever put on film.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
NECA Nightwatcher Leonardo Looks Like a Badass Grey Ghost. The Weapons...
NECA nailed the Nightwatcher Leonardo sculpt, colors and handling. The tiny throwing knives and one very fragile katana are another matter.
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News · Television
NY COMIC CON: DEFENDERS, ZODIAC AND MARVEL ZOMBIES, OH MY!
Marvel reunites the Defenders for Daredevil: Born Again Season 3, announces Zodiac for 2028, and reveals three new Marvel Zombies Halloween specials.
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News · Movies
Paramount Owns Warner Bros. Now — And Hulk Angry
Paramount has completed its Warner Bros. Discovery acquisition, creating Skydance after months of opposition led in part by Mark Ruffalo.
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News · Movies
Peter Cullen: The True Voice of a Hero
Remembering Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, and the lessons of loyalty, accountability, compassion and strength he gave a generation.
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Collector's Corner · Busted Out
Professor Hulk Finally Gets the Marvel Legends Figure He Deserves
Professor Hulk finally joins Marvel Legends with giant weapons, secure glasses and the finest pink bunny slippers in the Marvel Universe.
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Collector's Corner · Collection Showcase
The Cause of My First Divorce
A small glimpse of the collection: sealed and open figures, variants, villains, heroes, Platinum nonsense, and enough shelf weight to send a library to its knees.
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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
The Multi-Dojo: Peacemaker Shot Five and a Half Episodes With a Completely Different Vigilante
Why was Chris Conrad replaced as Vigilante on Peacemaker? Creative differences led James Gunn to recast the role with Freddie Stroma after five and a half episodes.
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News · Movies
The X-Files Is Bringing Its Most Forgettable Movie Back From the Dead
Chris Carter’s R-rated director’s cut has a trailer and an August 14 Hulu release date—but can it make the forgotten sequel worth remembering?
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News · Movies
There Was Nobody Else Like Tim Curry
Remembering the extraordinary actor behind Darkness, Pennywise, Frank-N-Furter, Wadsworth and a lifetime of unforgettable performances.
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News · Movies
They’re Making a Hooters Movie. Yes, a Movie.
Hooters is getting its own mostly true buddy-comedy biopic about the restaurant’s ridiculous 1983 origin story, and somehow it makes perfect sense.
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Reviews & Rants · The Multi-Dojo
Tim Curry Was the Joker — Until Mark Hamill Was
Tim Curry recorded the Joker before Mark Hamill took over — and some of Curry’s lost performance can actually be heard today.
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News · Movies
Violent Night 2 Trailer Brings Back Santa, Mrs. Claus and the Christmas Carnage
David Harbour’s bloody Santa is back, Kristen Bell’s Mrs. Claus is joining the fight and the Silver Bell Mall may be the perfect new playground for another over-the-top Christmas massacre.
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News · Movies
Avengers: Doomsday Tickets Go on Sale Five Months Early in a Doctor Doom-Level Move Against Dune 3
Marvel is reportedly opening select premium-format ticket sales five months early while preparing for a Dec. 18 showdown with Dune: Part Three.
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News · Movies
BLUMHOUSE BRINGS RIVER, THE EXORCIST AND A WHOLE LOT MORE TO NEW YORK COMIC CON
Blumhouse and Atomic Monster unveiled new horror films, adaptations and updates on several familiar franchises during this year's BlumFest presentation.
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Reviews & Rants · Music
Chris Cornell’s “One” Isn’t a Cover. It’s a Ghost Rising From Two Different Songs
Chris Cornell combined U2’s music with Metallica’s lyrics to create a haunting third version of One that became impossible to escape.
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News · Television
Dave Bautista Is Kratos in Prime Video’s God of War
Dave Bautista officially replaces Ryan Hurst as Kratos in Prime Video’s God of War after an on-set injury forced the series to recast its lead.
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News · Movies
David Jonsson Is the MCU’s New Black Panther
Ryan Coogler has found the adult son of T’Challa, and he picked the actor who stole both Alien: Romulus and The Long Walk.
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Reviews & Rants · Music
DOLLY PARTON: WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU 1946-2026
The singer, songwriter, actress and philanthropist leaves behind a legacy that reached far beyond country music.
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News · Movies
Dune: Part Three Trailer Arrives, Dunesday Cometh...
Paul Atreides, Chani, and one galaxy-sized receipt. The official Dune: Part Three trailer is here, and victory looks a lot more like consequences.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Rant
Eli Roth Blames Lionsgate for Borderlands, but When Does Eli Roth Start Blaming Eli Roth?
Eli Roth says Lionsgate ruined Borderlands. Maybe. But after twenty years of overhyped disappointment, when does Eli Roth start blaming Eli Roth?
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Collector's Corner · Collecting News
Iron Man's First Page Just Sold for an Absurd $3.875 Million
Don Heck's original 1963 Iron Man splash page has shattered the auction record for comic-book artwork.
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News · Television
IT: Welcome to Derry Season 2 Heads Back to 1935 for the Bradley Gang Massacre
HBO has officially renewed IT: Welcome to Derry for Season 2, sending Pennywise back to 1935 for the bloody Bradley Gang massacre.
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News · Television
Jensen Ackles Is Taking the Lead in Rules of Prey For MGM+
Jensen Ackles will play Lucas Davenport in MGM+’s Rules of Prey, based on John Sandford’s first Prey novel. Here’s the story and why I’m interested.
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News · Movies
Jim Carrey Is Officially Starring in The Jetsons — But Warner Bros. Never Said He’s George
Warner Bros. has confirmed Jim Carrey for its live-action Jetsons movie. What it hasn’t confirmed is the role everybody assumes he’s playing.
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News · Movies
Looks Like the Skywalker Horse Hasn’t Been Completely Beat to Death Yet
Jon Watts is reportedly set to direct the first movie in Simon Kinberg’s new Star Wars trilogy, which may reopen the Skywalker Saga with Episode X.
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News · Movies
Marvel Casts Its Angel — Let's Try Not To Waste Him Again
Asa Germann is joining Marvel’s new X-Men as Warren Worthington III. Angel has already made it into two X-Men movies, and somehow neither one figured out what to do with him. Marvel gets another shot.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Motor City Barely Says a Word and Kicks Ass Anyway
Alan Ritchson leads a near-silent 1970s Detroit revenge movie powered by brutal action, brilliant sound and a cast that never wastes a scene.
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Reviews & Rants · High Five
My Five Favorite Movies Growing Up
Five movies that helped define growing up, from the ones that rewired my imagination to the scenes and characters I still carry around today.
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Toy, comic, movie, TV, game, music, and pop-culture news with the fluff removed.
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Damn, I Wish I Was Your Podcast, presented by Cobra Kai Never Lies.
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News · Movies
Remembering Sam Neill: A Remarkable Actor and an Even Better Man
A tribute to the beloved actor behind Dr. Alan Grant, John Trent, Dr. William Weir and decades of unforgettable performances.
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News · Movies
STEVEN SODERBERGH STEPS IN TO FINISH THE BATMAN PART II AS MATT REEVES DEALS WITH FAMILY MATTER
Steven Soderbergh will finish filming The Batman Part II while Matt Reeves handles a family matter, with both directors committed to Reeves' vision.
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News · Movies
The Clayface Trailer Looks Absolutely Horrible — In the Best Possible Way
DC Studios turns Matt Hagen’s origin into a body-horror nightmare filled with scalpels, melting faces and one profoundly upsetting bathtub.
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Reviews & Rants · High Five
The Greatest Hits Curse
Five artists were still white hot when their greatest-hits albums arrived. What happened next makes the timing look a little too fucking suspicious.
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News · Television
The New Lanterns Trailer Finally Unleashes the Full Power of the Green Lantern Corps
HBO’s new Lanterns trailer finally shows the glowing rings, cosmic scope and Green Lantern mythology the first trailer badly needed.
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Reviews & Rants · Movie Review
Verity Review: There Is No Light or Much Sense, It Turns Out
Anne Hathaway goes dark, Josh Hartnett delivers, and Verity keeps you interested until an ending that starts coming apart the more you think about it.
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